i stopped caring when i was like 3
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
“how big is your dick?” “16GB”
what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”