christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

Crystal Reed @ 2014 Astra Awards

sachiwana:

“how big is your dick?” “16GB”

I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what it meant, so I instantly grabbed her face and kissed her on the lips. And, then I got suspended.”

wurnbo:

what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

MW